my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
I LOVE YOU AND MY LOVE IS GETTING SERIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE YOU
REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!
I’m laughing so hard oh my god
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my knees are soft and my cheeks are soft and my thighs are soft and my little boobies are soft and my butt is soft and my neck is soft and my tummy is soft and my lips and i’m a girl human and i’m squishy and so soft too here touch me
I wish my whole vocab. was as great as this line.
I don’t mean to be annoying I just admire you a lot please like me
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
“women aren’t allowed to—”
“women shouldn’t/can’t ___ because periods”
“men are biologically better than women at—”
“only men can/should—”
“it’s not ladylike to—”
“you’re not a real woman if you don’t—”
“men are dominant and superior—”
“women have to—”
“she’s a slut/whore/trashy woman because she likes to have sex”
“she asked for it/it was her fault for—”
“women should wear—”
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”
I mean, it’s just true.